3 thoughts on “careful what you undertake, lest you learn things about yourself you wish you didn’t know. like in 10th grade when in the shower i finally discovered my taint and in the process discovered that it had never been washed. therefore what was a new part of my body was also a very dirty part of my body. crust. wrinkly. gross. so don’t inspect too closely if you don’t want to find poo-encrusted taint.”

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   “She ain’t purdy”

   I think the most important discovery here is that your taint is purportedly feminine. Fascinating!

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      she aint purdy is a reference to getting what was on my brain out on to paper and finding it not as beautiful as I’d hoped… not my friggin taint you perv.

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         Hmph. Disappointing.