careful what you undertake, lest you learn things about yourself you wish you didn’t know. like in 10th grade when in the shower i finally discovered my taint and in the process discovered that it had never been washed. therefore what was a new part of my body was also a very dirty part of my body. crust. wrinkly. gross. so don’t inspect too closely if you don’t want to find poo-encrusted taint.

poetry

i place my words carefully
each in order
so as to construct
my mind.
and i’m finding
she ain’t purdy.

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