sometimes my mom called it hershey’s squirts

poetry

when you leave a roger
write a little note about it
share it with your friends
and let the world know
your joy
your weight before and after
consistency and whether or not
today you had sinkers
floaters
or exploders

5 thoughts on “sometimes my mom called it hershey’s squirts

  1. Jared Abraham's avatar

    This would be the most fascinating journal ever. Imagine, if you will, a few hundred years from now this journal is found; scholars would definitely salivate over the chance to analyze the movements of our time.

  2. Roger Mugs's avatar

    lately they’ve been soooooo dense they dont flush… they have to soak all day to finally break down enough to move

    i’ve been proud

    until this year i could count the number of solids i’ve had on 1 hand.
    not joking

    did i mention they sink?

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