(why we should learn from our
fellow children and sick adults alike)
(and why taboo topics always smell
better)
though spoken of lowly
accomplishes two things it
works as a firearm smothering
even the most prepared parents
in agent ‘green’
stings the nostrils – cleans
even the esophagus on it’s way out
not to mention it keeps the vomit-or
spotless
the sieve and the sand 
That is 100% completely true.
I know this kid who projectile vomited across an entire room and was completely spotless afterward. it either hit the TV or just missed it.