(why we should learn from our
fellow children and sick adults alike)

(and why taboo topics always smell
better)

though spoken of lowly
accomplishes two things it

works as a firearm smothering
even the most prepared parents
in agent ‘green’

stings the nostrils – cleans
even the esophagus on it’s way out

not to mention it keeps the vomit-or
spotless

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One thought on “projectile vomit (battle of vomitor and vomitee)

  1. That is 100% completely true.
    I know this kid who projectile vomited across an entire room and was completely spotless afterward. it either hit the TV or just missed it.

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