As another man in another life my
soul was up for grabs but
I got it back and now
It’s safe in a trust fund,
lock and key and all of that.
If I got the bank-man right
I’ll double my investment
in no time
(say a lifetime or so)
and that’s perfect, says I.
After all I’m not using it,
and since a lifetime is
exactly how long I plan to live,
I’d say things are working out
precisely.
As long as this bank don’t fail,
that is.
the sieve and the sand 
Could’ve have said it better myself. And I mean that. Would’ve been terrible if I tried, so luckily for us you did it – and it’s about as pleasant as hearing the interest on your 401k is half a point higher than you thought.