potential for greatness, but the ideas, as they flowed from my head to my fingers, met some serious resistance and the outcome was near disastrous.

poetry

for want of a pant line he had hip injections
for want of a butt crack he trained to be a plumber
for want of reason he played sudoku
then for want of friends
he purchased gift cards to his wonderful hip-injection doctor gave them to his acquaintances
then for want of acquaintances he moved, ran for president, and claimed stupidity