Many different people can rescue you:
from a burning house
from a sinking ship
from a collapsing building
being trampled underneath a stampede
mauled by an animal
from unexpected in-laws
severing your own wrists
thieves in the darkness
from drowning
an awkward conversation
when a disaster strikes
from extreme boredom
unwanted responsibility
a squealing crash
bound and gagged in captivity
throw a life raft
bail you out
take the bullet for you
swerve just in the nick of time
pull you from the wreckage
slam the brakes
offer a listening ear
push you out of the way
pay your loans
take the blame
you can be rescued from many things
but only one person can save you.
the sieve and the sand 
Nice, but I’m kind of getting paranoid (“mauled by an animal” and I haven’t even been to the zoo in the last zillions years) and irrationally hopeful at the same (some volunteers might pay my school loans… but Mr beighartman where i can find them people? I designate you as an emissary for my cause (aka total annihilation of freaky’s school loans, reason: higher education was a total scam, proof and evidence : 4 yrs, little valuable knowledge, depleted neurons, result: a paper diploma, less than vague prospects; wasted youth+ loan=big scam)
Seriously, I think I need to write a rant post about school loans instead of crowding your comment box. Anyways great stuff !