I will cheat when we play board games
and I will eat the last piece of cake
even though we made it for your
I will park like a jackass just to
roll your eyes,
and I will forget to pick up milk
every time I come home. Ever.
But I’ll never ask for that lunch
you owe me, and I’ll
never charge gas for that ride
to Chicago and back.
I never remember the two bucks
of mine it cost for those
cigarettes of yours
but you’re god damn right
I’ll bitch when you smoke them
I’ve never been good with
mathematics, but I’ve always
had a decent eyeball for things,
and things seem to line right up
to check my work.