you claim you’re not shallow but. poetry i’ve made an agreement upon receipt of certain credentials (which may or may not be purchasable online) a beard will grow and i’ll finally know if you married me for my looks Share this: Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Share on X (Opens in new window) X Like Loading...
randy you have the best facial follicles of anyone i’ve ever seen… those 10 hairs grow with incredible speed and consistency.
i’ve decided that the moment i am really and truly bald, it will be time to grow a kick-ass beard.
damn you white people and your glorious facial follicles!
randy you have the best facial follicles of anyone i’ve ever seen… those 10 hairs grow with incredible speed and consistency.