you claim you’re not shallow but. poetry i’ve made an agreement upon receipt of certain credentials (which may or may not be purchasable online) a beard will grow and i’ll finally know if you married me for my looks Share this: Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Like Loading...
randy you have the best facial follicles of anyone i’ve ever seen… those 10 hairs grow with incredible speed and consistency.
i’ve decided that the moment i am really and truly bald, it will be time to grow a kick-ass beard.
damn you white people and your glorious facial follicles!
randy you have the best facial follicles of anyone i’ve ever seen… those 10 hairs grow with incredible speed and consistency.