i swear i’m not racist, i just feel obliged as a good american to keep up old rivalries, i’ve been there, they really are the jerks we make them out to be, okay maybe a little racist

poetry

i’d fry the french for real
if it meant i could squeeze
them between my teeth milking
every last second before their
last taste of oxygen and their slow
steep in my pools of acid

One thought on “i swear i’m not racist, i just feel obliged as a good american to keep up old rivalries, i’ve been there, they really are the jerks we make them out to be, okay maybe a little racist”

  1. Jared Abraham's avatar

    i love how you at least recognize your racist diatribes against the french. and knowing is half the battle. you do make them sound tasty though…

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