you expect to know me
but only spend thirty minutes
prodding and poking
with pointed questions
that don’t really tell you anything
about me or anyone,
other than that i know
(or perhaps not)
what you want to hear
and will gladly tell it to you
no matter what i really think
because i’ll do just about anything
for 40 grand a year and benefits.
Ain’t that the truth.
i’d do anything for 42 grand a year plus benefits… but almost nothing for just 40…
did i say happy congrats for knocking up your wife? your boys can swim… way to go.
i was quite proud to find out that my boys could swim. it is always a bright spot to know that you are virile.