interview fraud

poetry

you expect to know me
but only spend thirty minutes
prodding and poking
with pointed questions
that don’t really tell you anything
about me or anyone,
other than that i know
(or perhaps not)
what you want to hear
and will gladly tell it to you
no matter what i really think
because i’ll do just about anything
for 40 grand a year and benefits.

3 thoughts on “interview fraud

  1. Roger Mugs's avatar

    i’d do anything for 42 grand a year plus benefits… but almost nothing for just 40…

    did i say happy congrats for knocking up your wife? your boys can swim… way to go.

  2. Jared Abraham's avatar

    i was quite proud to find out that my boys could swim. it is always a bright spot to know that you are virile.

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