says the bumper sticker
which would be placed
between the license plate
and the trunk
if i owned a car
four wheels to call my own
in which to sit
roll up my sleeves
– down the windows
let the insects in
my hair
my car
my ride
happiness is burning a cat
would be the motto
on my four dollars per gallon
gas guzzler
and people,
they would think highly of
the person in that ride
and yield to my wheels
because lets face it
you don’t mess with someone
who finds happiness there.
in beautiful dander flaming slowly
the sieve and the sand 
Reminds me of the time I burned a cat–all I can say is that it was glorious
i heard a joke once… and i love it for two reasons. #1 women freak out when the hear it, then sigh relief, and then freak out again
#2, its totally disgusting and cruel, but to cats, so its cool
what has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.