Hmm, you’re from Bosnia or one of those Eastern countries, are you? How many vowels do you need to get a pronounceable last name? Maybe we can work out a deal.
hey chuck,
welcome to the other 1/2 of my life…
but yes… you need only 1 vowel to spell zchrzrplsknski… but yes… we can work something out… mabe i give you 4$/vowel and you give me 14$/consonant in my last name… deal?
the sieve and the sand 
Hmm, you’re from Bosnia or one of those Eastern countries, are you? How many vowels do you need to get a pronounceable last name? Maybe we can work out a deal.
hey chuck,
welcome to the other 1/2 of my life…
but yes… you need only 1 vowel to spell zchrzrplsknski… but yes… we can work something out… mabe i give you 4$/vowel and you give me 14$/consonant in my last name… deal?