was not flushed by the roommate
and when tried by another, became clogged.
so the question that emerges is
should she settle this matter on her own
should she leave it to later be discovered by the latter
or should she simply say,
“excuse me, you forgot to flush your poop
and now it’s stuck.”
(i would go with number two.)
the sieve and the sand 
I think this group is leading the way in the new wave of fecocentric poetry. Bravo, us.
i wouldn’t have it any other way.
glad to hear we’re helping to pioneer something….
I would go with number 3, but crapping your brains out is probably more uncomfortable than people give credit…