Thoughts upon visiting the home of my brother-in-law’s supremely rich friend

poetry

being rich would be nice
because then I could spend
all day everyday
watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

swimming in the pool
while wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

sexing my wife
swimming in the pool
while wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

and doing naught else