this milk makes me toot
and forces me to eat
yogurt on my cereal
a prospect just fine on paper
but so sour i’d prefer to toot
so i’m reintroducing
the bugs my body hates
slowly day by to day
to win the battle i lost so many
years ago
gas
Gentlemen Acting Silly (the basis for our desire to mine natural gas)
poetryforgets the stage
ya’ll to whom i’m talking
quietly sneaks away to semi private room
toots
laughs that it can be called that
toots again
smiles
runs and then looks back
finds people ogling the word
t
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oo
o
t
transient
olfactory
orifice
transmission
the sieve and the sand 