i aways knew i’d grow old and find
this food i was not so secretly ingesting
was the key to superhuman strength

alas human-made green goo emboldens not,
strengthens not, and just generally does’nt do much
for me besides aid me in attention grabbing.

yea, im the guy who holds my finger away from
my face between picking and consuming to first
judge the succulence and then later partake