No Butts About It

poetry

There can be no ‘I love you, but…”
Only, “But…I love you.”
Unless, of course, I love your butt.

6 thoughts on “No Butts About It

    1. beighartman's avatar

      Actually I didn’t write it – was one of Solomon’s lost Proverbs. I found it on the back of one of the Dead Sea Scrolls while digging on an archeological excavation.

  1. freakynewchild's avatar

    but there can be a “I butt your love…” or possibly a romantic “I butt you…”
    A sea of butt possibilities, up there, there is a sea of butt possibilities, on the screen, in the heart of man (sorry, that’s me amusing myself by changing a Patti Smith’s song)

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