I am the shackle-free brother
they send me to flatulate in the washroom
when friends visit
but i laugh
losen my belt
and relax.
tomorrow
i’ll be in the dining room
when friends visit
nobody’ll dare
ask me to
“cut the cheese in privacy”
then.
besides
they’ll see how comfortable i am
and be humiliated
i, too, am america.
the sieve and the sand 
We have been too respectable lately; thank you for this Roger.
Hahaha.
Julio makes a great point.
And I’ll bet Hughes is rolling over in his grave right now. Rolling with laughter, that is.
my mom always told me it was an acronym
flatal anal rectal transmission…
who knows if she was right (wikipedia disagrees… maybe i should update it).
Do it! Then I can have another example besides the 30 Rock episode of why wikipedia is not an acceptable source for college papers.
i tried… alas
http://indood.com/post/409052036/fart-as-an-acronym-and-wikipedia
p.s. if you or anyone wants to join me in prose at indood just lemme know.
love to have you.
So I took some time at work to not respond to emails and instead click through all 33 pages of indood. I love how beer was the subject of at least one post on every page (nearly at least).
well it used to be about macs beer and tea… its been reworked more than once… lately i’ve just been itching to write more than i get out on the sieve and so i started putting it there… i think this might stick. even tho what i’ve written lately has been sucky…