It’s no problem.
I realize you don’t have the guts.
Good for you.
Integrity is a virtue, right?
Right?
But then again—
Imagine the possibilities.
That would be awfully amusing.
And after all, who would know?
Yeah, it’ll be fine.
Go for it.
They won’t even notice.
It wouldn’t matter if they did.
Don’t be a coward.
You’re not a coward are you?
C’mon, do it.
You deserve this.

Suggestions like straws are dropped.
I listen and you break my back.