They’re drowning in their own
Alcohol
while the rest of us are
watching, screaming
bailing just as quickly as
we can, trying to save a
man,
or two.
But they’re in over their
heads in it,
and none of them can swim,
so, well,
so they’re floundering in
self-prescribed madness,
Drowning.
And there’s only so much
the rest of us can drink.
the sieve and the sand 
C’mon, time is money, people! Get drinkin’! We have a national average of deaths per year caused by alcohol to uphold! I want to see half of you lazy scumbags pickled silly by 2200 hours! Remember: if you can taste it, you ain’t wasted!