Dear Roger Mugs,
The teaching profession
may indeed be evil
but be it hear known
that said profession
is currently paying
me more than i have
ever made before,
which is probably
more of an indictment
of my past jobs
than a qualification
of the profession.
or perhaps telling of how little it costs to purchase said soul
Alas, you probably speak too close to the truth; my soul is quite cheap these days.