man

poetry

jobs to big for you
i can man tain
water too cold for you
can be held in my
man teen
you eat bananas
but i eat
man tains
you do things ten times
i do them to the man teenth time
and people are impressed

you carry a multitool
but i carry a mantool

and you drink beer
i drink maneer
and poop
manooer

i’m more manly and drink
man 2 – oh
while you stick with hydrogen
and my manercise
makes your pilates look even more feminine

i do one-armed man ups
and man presses in my sleep

but usually i only feel
mantastic when i’m around my woman

9 thoughts on “man

  1. Roger Mugs's avatar

    just out of curiousity tuck. Why do you always comment in twos?

    and yes, since my wife has deserted me to asian tropical island for a week I’ve had an unusual amount of time to dedicate to the internet instead of family

  2. Tucker J. Collins's avatar

    i always comment in twos for a couple reasons
    the first is when i forget the second comment about it
    and remember after i posted it

  3. Tucker J. Collins's avatar

    the second is that I’ll think of more things to say
    and a third reason is that i like to dominate the comment spaces.

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