ed double is my good friend
i’m with him at least thrice per day
he talks too much at the table
but i feel much better that way – mucho bettero

when ed chews gum after lunch
he sticks to only one brand
double double ed double
always has some in his hand – or pocket

when ed goes away i get upset
he knows how to make me mad
digestion is so important
he’s a good friend to have – like rhyme or rhythm

last weekend ed went on vacation
and left me behind to eat solo
i had jalapenos, cheese, and a carrot
i ate and i ate until fullo – always a bad decision

i miss you ed double i need you
dont you ever leave me again
or i’ll ship you off to see merck
where you’re whole new life will begin – in small pills you’ll be