my eyebrow ring came out today
as I sold my soul away
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the sieve and the sand 
lets be honest… it died the day you opted for an eyebrow ring instead of the tongue piercing…
your mom died the day I opted for an eyebrow ring instead of the tongue piercing.
Sometimes the “your mom…” is the only possible comeback
sometimes the only excellent comeback.
but you can always one up them by responding, “my mom’s dead.” even if she’s not, they’ll feel really bad.
or you can say “my mom can beat up your dad.” and if its true it will make them really sad