If you were a rich girl
If you had all the money in the world
If you were a wealthy girl
The money wouldn’t be an applicable currency
So if you had all the money in the world
If wouldn’t be worth anything
Which means you wouldn’t be a rich girl
No men would test you, nor try to impress you
And your cash flow would never begin
If you had all the money in the world
You’d be a destitute girl
Aside from an enormous collection of paper
Na na na na na na na na na na na (x3)
The doorbell’s broken
Your screen door is locked
So I can’t exactly knock
There’s no way I’m throwing
A pebble at your window
And besides, it’s not like
You’ll answer anyway
You can sift your sand
through the finest sieve
and not find a single thing
of interest
Or, every speck and
specimen is interesting
beneath the lens of the
seasoned inspector’s
microsope
Take interest in each
grain, or
cast it all away.
You’ll either
learn something about yourself,
or save yourself a
DAMN lot of
Trouble.
the sieve and the sand 