[sic]

July 14, 2009

your faCe in the
throws
of magical attic Rooms
we hid from A
vue
hoPping things might
turn out better than the
flopPing crawling sniffling
you turned out to be
a big dissapointment to most
who knew You

so puh lease return from whence
you came from the pull down
ladder steps up to the hidden third
floor where moth and rust live on FOREVER

yike

July 13, 2009

questions
raise things
other than answers

and answering
with more questions
is

rude(ruder)uder-ude

whatever they say

life just ain’t what it used to be
when your beer gets cold
cars move a little too slow
and you can’t run worth beans
when your beer gets cold
your brats lose their flavor
your wallet feels light and empty
your friends all blame you for their farts
when your beer gets cold gets cold gets cold
when your beer
gets cold
gets cold

horror is not a too-white kid in a hallway
nor a man outside your bathtub with a knife
no
true horror comes
in stores of grocer
on shelves

empty of donuts

they wrapped it up and stuffed my insides like a burrito
layering tortillas then chicken
(dark meat)
and pounds of black beans
before the barbecue sauce around my midsection
topping it off with cool silantro
(you can never have too much)
they layered in some sour cream before my esophogas then reached down
(below my belt)
and pulled the tortilla up around my ears then back down again and i
would be a lot more comfortable
if you’d unwrap my foil shell
and devour me

i could prose your love but
sexier i would find it shoulds’t it be versed
instead

not quite a haiku

July 7, 2009

beer completes the
perfect atmosphere warped
large moon while driving
home filled night

.

July 6, 2009

cant do what you cant do unless
you’re powered by something bigger
than a claimed 9.5 hour battery life
which keeps going and going and going
until 9.51 hours at which point you will
die perfectly without lasting even a second
longer than you’re measured to do that’s what
you’re like when you try to do what you cant
do

stick to what you’re good at

the way my lips touch the ground on return home
should feel better than this but carpet
blocks the soil from beneath me and i
lack the wherewithal to again bend to my
knees and kiss the dirt beneath my feet
when i finally reach the red soil of my motherland

here the wind blows harder
than you might remember
though you’ve probably never come

and here the people are meaner
than you might expect from such
kind faces

and so i’m tempted to bend my knees
and press again my lips to the ground
and screw the dirt that grits between my teeth

against all odds

July 1, 2009

given the recent turn for the better
in the lottery
i’ll try my hand at death soon

no matter how i try i can’t
get over the sun i can’t
grasp this crispy air i can’t
pass by a shadow without awe i can’t
digest the portion size i can’t
while seated on clean grass i can’t
i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t

and i’m loving every minute

Dont stop

June 27, 2009

when the french come
tell them I’m gone
er
tell them anything they’re french

(and for some reason in this country
french racism just isn’t)

when they come just tell them
i left
er
tell them the truth. they’re french

loose
like the sugar on a perfectly
powdered donut
and of a similar consistency

you look less delicious
coming out
than you did going in

you and your hairdo

June 24, 2009

you gave it rhythm
to make the pain
bearable (or more)

but cher
(though technically music)
doesn’t fulfill
the drug dependance
like need

you have for
emo

(a genre named after
a word which we use
to mock the weaker sex)

burn burn burn

June 22, 2009

these feelings
of things crawling
on me fighting
the burn of
sunlighting on me

smells just like aloe
a moist awkward fellow

people refuse to be
looking at me