potential for greatness, but the ideas, as they flowed from my head to my fingers, met some serious resistance and the outcome was near disastrous.

by Roger Mugs

for want of a pant line he had hip injections
for want of a butt crack he trained to be a plumber
for want of reason he played sudoku
then for want of friends
he purchased gift cards to his wonderful hip-injection doctor gave them to his acquaintances
then for want of acquaintances he moved, ran for president, and claimed stupidity