Magical coffee
by Julio Chapluzki
it happens everyday
i can’t make it go away;
with every drink i take
my bowels begin to wake,
begin to press and make such a clamor
that i wonder if i swallowed a hammer,
and so inadvertently i make my way
giving in to the unanswerable sway
of the pressure down below
raging like a bellows.
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wow… and here I was thinking about this obnoxious poo and how it just wont go…. all i need is some black caffeinated magic
amen.