being rich would be nice
because then I could spend
all day everyday
watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

swimming in the pool
while wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

sexing my wife
swimming in the pool
while wandering through the jungle out back
drinking from my private bar
while talking to my
private bar-tender brian
and watching my 7
ridiculously large plasmas,

and doing naught else

7 Responses to “Thoughts upon visiting the home of my brother-in-law’s supremely rich friend”

  1. Tucker Collins Says:

    I don’t think I needed to know about your wife and a jungle in the pool and 7 plasma screens to watch it on with your private bartender

  2. Julio Chapluzki Says:

    I told you that the kinkiness got away from me, but then I thought “why not publish this?” And I didn’t come up with a good answer; thus it got published, making you, Tucker, making you read it whether you needed to know it or not.

  3. Ned Says:

    I needed to know. (I was tempted to write Nedded to know, as in I’m on a Ned to know basis and I Ned to know.)

  4. Jasmin Says:

    being rich never looked so poor. :p

  5. Roger Mugs Says:

    kinkiness (of all things) is pretty easy to get caught up in

  6. Tucker Collins Says:

    i made a joke about jungles and your wife if you didnt get it

  7. Tucker Collins Says:

    sorry jk


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