my beerlema
by Roger Mugs
i really want a beer now
but i dont want a beer now
because i also want a beer later
and i cant have both a beer now
and a beer later
two beers in one day isn’t a problem
except that i want two beers everyday
and two beers every day isn’t a problem
except that then i have three beers every day
and when i have three beers
some days i want four beers
and five beers is really too many
so i have to refrain from a beer now
for feer of beer too beerquently
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I prefer Rum but hold the lime, please
The bitter taste of lime
On the side of my glass
No matter how many times I say
No lime
My rum and coke I like on ice
With a cherry on the side
But again the taste of lime
Hits my lips
Rum and coke with lime
Ahh, but at least it is cold
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hm…
It’s Labor Day, you can drink as many beers as you wish. It’s a National Holiday for God’s Sakes
Kara
*whispers* don’t tell him that we’ll never see him again
man i wish…
unfortunately there are many places without a labor day…
cheers to yours
*holds up beer
*yells* DAMN IT