It veritably leaps forth from my pizzle,
pounds the water, sizzles.

Oh yes.

3 Responses to “The Morning Micturition; or, The Greatest Feeling Ever”

  1. Roger Mugs Says:

    i have a friend who refers to it as a shwee-pee and i think its one of the best terms i’ve ever heard for it…

  2. Tucker Collins Says:

    freaks
    writing poetry bout taking a piss

  3. Ned Says:

    As for shwee-pee, I’m sticking with pizzle. A morning micturition is a thing of bliss and beauty and thus very adaptable to poetry. I’m afraid we don’t have enough poems in this vein (”we” in the sense of the history of human literature). I’ve wrong before, so I’ve been told.


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