projectile vomit (battle of vomitor and vomitee)

May 31, 2008

(why we should learn from our
fellow children and sick adults alike)

(and why taboo topics always smell
better)

though spoken of lowly
accomplishes two things it

works as a firearm smothering
even the most prepared parents
in agent ‘green’

stings the nostrils – cleans
even the esophagus on it’s way out

not to mention it keeps the vomit-or
spotless

One Response to “projectile vomit (battle of vomitor and vomitee)”

  1. youngjeeter Says:

    That is 100% completely true.
    I know this kid who projectile vomited across an entire room and was completely spotless afterward. it either hit the TV or just missed it.


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