On the complete and total destroyal I inflicted on fellow poet Roger Mugs’ video game avatar (In two poems)
by Julio Chapluzki
I.
he won’t agree
he may even complain
but we all know
the truth speaks
for itself.
II.
as our wives looked on
disapprovingly, we waged
battle in the only way
available to civilized man.
dude i won like 50 more games than you.
killed you like 50 more times
and even won by coinage on more than one occasion
altho, if the game had allowed full out stabbing, i would not have hesitated.
luigi! shall we never part again! plumber of my youth!
I told you he wouldn’t agree and would complain
you win that round. Also I like that destruction= destroyal